Let's be real. Most of your personality is currently being used to remember your wifi password and to pretend you're listening in meetings. That's where we come in. Polytine is not a clothing company; we are a federally unapproved, non-certified provider of Personality Supplements™, printed on 100% cotton.
Our mission is simple: to say the things you're thinking but are too busy (or too employed) to say yourself. Each of our tees is a carefully crafted, deeply profound thought that probably came to someone in the shower. We believe your torso shouldn't just be a place to put your head; it should be a billboard for your inner monologue.
Are you the friend who brings snacks but also emotional chaos? There's a tee for that.
Do you feel a deep,spiritual connection to your couch? We have that in writing.
Do you want to confuse strangers with surreal,artisanal nonsense like "I Befriended a Squirrel and Now The Government is After Us"? You've come to the right place.
We use fabric so soft, it feels like a hug from a ghost who has its life together. Our prints are so vibrant, they’ll still be visible long after your will to live on a Monday morning. This isn't fast fashion; this is fast comedy for your chest.
So go ahead. Browse our collection. Give your personality the upgrade it desperately needs. Because in a world full of basic outfits and even more basic conversations, your t-shirt should be the funniest person in the room. And if it's not? Well, that's a you problem. But we're here to help.
Polytine: Wear the Weird.